putting on head phones when your volume is at 100%
or, a bunch of preteens who never seen the original movies until the show came on then claim to be super fans
excuse you, I was a fan of Carthaginian military tactics before all of you, I bet you didn’t even fight in the second Punic War you posers
to tha window
to tha wall
HE TALKED TO ME
Reading it seems to be more powerful than watching it.
accidentally getting a lot of notes
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
UMmmm. yea. This chick is amazing.
CHECK IT OUT, THEATRE FREAKS.
Tips for picking up women, with Ryan Gosling.
(feel free to delete this comment if you really want to…)
Oh man. So everyone was crazy nice to me all at once today and I got a little bit overwhelmed… and in the end I just had to do a thing. So I did a thing… and this is that thing… and it is for you guys :)
Sure, it’s no sonnet 43, but I’ve never claimed to be a writer let alone a poet :P
(sorry about the fifth slide… I didn’t mean for there to be anything depressing here… but, well, it wouldn’t be Les Mis without it now would it?)
- don’t trust men who have to insult other women in order to compliment you
- a subset of this rule is don’t trust men who say ‘you’re pretty/smart/[adjective] for an indian/asian/[identity group]’
- or ‘you’re not like other [identity group optional] girls’
like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food
does he ever just go home after work and like stare at his freezer full of body parts and just
“you know i don’t really feel like human tonight.
im gonna have a hot pocket.”